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• I got a ticket to Sixth College Semiformal! MLIG

  January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Ever hear of pedicures? Too many people wear flip flops. Almost all that do have nasty feet. Just gross. FYL and FML for having to see them.

  January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• 19 years old, have never had a boyfriend or even been kissed. I should just start picking names for my future 40 cats. MLISad.

  January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m short and have acne. Started taking internet penis lengthening pills three months ago. Cock grew two inches. Acne got worse. Hung as hell but no way to advertise. FML.

  January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• It was boiling hot today in york… FTheheat

  January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• …when you’re on tritonlink trying to get info for your summer internship apps and tritonlink crashes cause it’s past midnight. we really need better cs people. fml.

  January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• That awkward moment when you mistakenly congratulate your ‘fat’ professor for being pregnant… FML

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• The stress this quarter is not helping my eating disorder. FML

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• Are there any great yet outgoing guys at UCSD who aren’t taken? MLIA

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• The abortion pill. MLIG.

  January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Have no idea where to live next year off campus. Don’t even know the names of the diferent areas. Help guys? MLIA?

  January 26, 2012 | 7 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Good Luck! 12:23 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Pacific Beach is inexpensive and really fun, bars and partying etc.

    There are plenty of places around La Jolla if you have the coin/live with a bunch of people.

    Could try Clairemont, but I wouldn’t.

  • Hoodstar 12:34 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    step 1: google
    step 2: La Jolla Apartments
    step 3: Click on sites

  • Jeremy Schrader 3:46 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    LtotheLOL

  • on-a-budget 9:06 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Depending on your college, there’s usually a tour event in Spring Quarter that’ll take you to a few apartment complexes around La Jolla that’ll give you a better idea what type of apartment you want, your budget, what amenities you want (or can afford), transportation etc.

  • really? 11:42 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    dude this isn’t your frickin facebook status, why are you asking us questions? I’m looking at the same problem but I’d never qualify it as an FML for the simple reason that it isn’t remotely funny or entertaining.

  • seriously. 12:57 am on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    UTC area if you want convenient and boring, PB if you want to party with the bros, North Park, University Heights, or Normal Heights if you want to party with the hipsters, Del Mar or OB if you like to surf

  • Anonymous 9:53 am on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Craigslist or ask your friends. It depends if you have a car, amount you would like to spend on rent, and if you are going to have roommates.

• Lost my keys on a bench outside of Petersen Hall around 2:45 on Wed, January 25. They were on a Disney lanyard.If someone even turned them in, where would they do so.? If you know anything about it, hopefully the Mod will allow you to contact me. skoppel@ucsd.edu

  FML/MLIG, depends on you guys.

  January 26, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • 'the mod' 8:38 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    lol, no it depends on you. you lost them. so FYL

  • Anonymous 9:37 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Call campus police

  • PinkMonkey 1:12 am on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Why so many thumbs down?

• Cse 15L lecture with kube. It’s the 3rd week and only half the class shows up now. Im staying awake by eating subway in the back and reading fmls. Paying 30k a year to take bullshit pointless classes.

  January 26, 2012 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:01 am on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Is he like that in all his classes? I’m taking CSE8A with him, and he all he does is go through iclicker questions (so we have to go).

  • Anonymous 12:03 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    But seriously, as boring as Kube may be he really does know his shit. I don’t know if that’s any consolation, but there it is. Also, 15L is easily one of the biggest wastes of time, but whatever just take the free A.

    • another cs major 9:22 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
      

      15l is no free A… but then again, you probably didn’t have it with Dana… oh god that brings back bad memories

  • some dude 8:32 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    if you think he’s horrible, wait until you get to your upper-division classes.

  • Anonymous 1:09 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    look at it as training for sitting through bs meetings when you get out into the workplace

• Girls who wear fuzzy/furry ankle boots look like poodles. FYL

  January 26, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • -- 12:56 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    poodles are cute

• My professor forgot to assign a midterm. Now it is the same week that I have three other midterms. FML

  January 26, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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