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Guys, it’s just you who can’t help it but look at a girl’s boobs when they are flashing right infront of you. Girls do it too to other girls. I don’t know why but we do. MLIA
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Steve Irwin LIVES!! (at UCSD)
Probably comparing size of the breasts as an intimidation tactic. It’s an animalistic thing, you girls are probably competing for male insemination, so you must intimidate the other females in area with your mammary glands.
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OP
“not” after “it’s”
Oops
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It’s 8 hours till my back-to-back finals begin….. have i started studying yet? fuck no i’m playing the Jersey Shore Drinking Game. FML
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My summer has been so boring. If only I could have a summer fling like last year. MLIAverage.
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My professor (not saying his name) asked for a sexual favor in exchange for a grade. Should I accept his request and take that A or turn him in and get that D? FML.
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anon
i find this hard to believe.
but if its true, then turn him in. dont compromise your integrity, you’re worth more than that
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anon
^STFU i would fuck the guy than to fail.
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Anonymous
Turn him in
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anon
can you atleast tell us which department?
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Anonymous
i wouldn’t turn him in. UCSD doesn’t need to get any more bad rep in the news.
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anon
i wouldn’t turn him in. ucsd doesn’t been to get any more bad rep in the news.
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anon
doesn’t need*
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Young Jeezy Of The New Eeezy Preezy, Da Mo'fuckin OG
Melissa?
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SBGrippen
this sounds like a character from gta. OG LOC ahahahahaa.
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Anonymous
WTH… Report his/her ass…
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Anonymous
Tough one. You could always say no and then tell the academic office that b/c you repeatedly denied him/her that you were given a D
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pp
if you think the professor is attractive and doesn’t have STD, then go for it. 2 birds with one stone
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Ruthless prick
What makes you think he’ll give you an A after you “performed”? Buy a voice recorder, try to get him to say that stuff again and record it. Give the recording to the chancellor, and turn him in. You can argue that he was giving you low grades to coerce you into performing sexual favors, and hopefully the university’s higher ups will understand and wipe that D from your record. Creepy professor gets fired, your GPA won’t go down, and you win, we all win.
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Anonymous
is he hot?
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Anon
Why don’t you threaten him to give you an A or else you’ll turn him in but record the convo 1st.
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RedFishBlueFish
Take the D and keep your dignity. A) you didn’t earn the grade and B) you’ll feel dirty for much longer than one bad grade will affect you.
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Anonymous
close your eyes, get that A
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sohpie
Ask for recent bloodwork. Also, yes, take it.
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Anonymous
Turn him in! It’s not right that he thinks he can take advantage of younger students.
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SeerDeath
I smell troll.
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Francisco
Jake?
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There’re so many angry people here. Relax, man. We’re supposed to be having fun here. FYL
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Got hit off my bike by a car outside of tapex. Failed to get the cute driver’s number. FML
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lolwut kk
it would be a women driver…
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lol
“a women”
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It makes no sense.
You mean to report her ass right? Cause I don’t give a shit what a bitch looks like, if she knocks me off a bike, I’m gonna rape her and then call the police
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lol
you gonna rape her and then call the police?
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lol
in case this wasn’t clear: your comment is lolz, and so is your name!
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It makes no sense.
it makes no sense. that was the point of my comment (esp using that user name)
LOL
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That's where Allstate stands
Looking to get rammed again, huh?
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OP
Lol @allstate
Yes for insurance. Cute was on the side.
It was a small asian chick in a honda. Go figure.
No rape though…
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I hate my short-attention span. Studying, facebook, youtube, ucsdfml, wikipedia, studying and repeat. Especially 2 days before my final. FML
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anonymous
YLIA, STFU.
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I’m hot. Just want you to know MLIG.
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Suck it down
You won’t be after I’m done raping your face.
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dsklfjasd
….says the person who spends their time alone staring at a computer screen.
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Anonymous
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaah…I love u man
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I’m a straight girl and I am in love with Katy Perry’s boobs. MLIA
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Thinking about you
I AM FAPPING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!
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I think my TA has a crush on me.. MLIG?
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Today, I was running late to work so I grabbed a chocolate soymilk for breakfast. I ended up getting diarrhea and we only have port-a-potties at work! FML -.- Oh, and my boss is really hot.
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My best friend analyzed my astrology chart and saw that I’m most likely bisexual. It explains why gay people never bothered me & I knew which guys are handsome/not … and why I have a man crush on Joseph Gordon-Levitt . FML
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The Jackass
Fuck our lives for going to a school where people believe astrology is a science…
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anonymous
why wouldn’t gay people bother you? do you think gays and bis can’t be together? you are fucking retarded, trolly.
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mojo
so you’re relying on astrology to govern your life? FYL indeed.
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N05
Wow. How exactly did they see this in your astrological chart? I really want to know. I’m into this kind of stuff.
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seriously.
You believe an astrology chart. FYL.
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WhiteRanger
Or maybe you could just be a reasonable human being who knows good things when they see them. Like I am.
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No Homo
his best friend (partner) anal-yzed him….
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anon
you dont need to be bisexual in order to know which guys are good looking or not
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anon
i got 99 problems, but being gay ain’t one
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ur dumb
i bet you voted yes on prop 8 loser
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lolwut kk
i bet you voted no, that technically makes you the loser.
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Professor posts HW solutions. solutions are wrong because he just copies them from various texts. FML.
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George Carlin
Maybe, just maybe…Doesn’t give a shit!
Doesn’t give a shit! Haven’t you learned to expect that already from UCSD professors?
I’m not saying that its just like that at UCSD, but I gotta tell you, I’ve taken classes at several campuses…at UCSD it is extremely consistent thing where the professors just don’t give a shit.
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Stupid fucks living above my dorm thinks it’s fun to bounce a ball or whatever the fuck it is and run around at midnight. FML.
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The Jackass
sack up and tell them. i know its scary to talk to people, but please, pause your gold collecting world of warcraft quest for just 2 min and talk to them.
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lulz
gary?
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arrogant prick
and stupid fuck like you decides to complain on FML instead of being a man and doing something about it
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Your mother is a faggot, and your father turn tricks behind a 7/11
You stupid piece of nine month excrement from your whore of a mother, the building my dorm is in is constructed in such a weird way, I have no idea which dorm is right above mine.
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anon
are those the fuks at la regencia? the ones above us are doing the same!!
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Zulfiqar 12:12 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
The floorboards at RIMAC are kissing his feet. There has never been talent even 1% of Lebron James on that court. And I don’t even consider him all great in the NBA standards…