My professor (not saying his name) asked for a sexual favor in exchange for a grade. Should I accept his request and take that A or turn him in and get that D? FML.
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anon 6:11 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
i find this hard to believe.
but if its true, then turn him in. dont compromise your integrity, you’re worth more than that
anon 6:16 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
^STFU i would fuck the guy than to fail.
If you spread it, he will cum 8:43 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink
Enjoy your AIDS!!
Anonymous 6:12 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Turn him in
anon 6:15 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
can you atleast tell us which department?
Anonymous 6:21 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
i wouldn’t turn him in. UCSD doesn’t need to get any more bad rep in the news.
Anonymous 9:03 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
Damn straight, people need to know that I go to a prestigious school.
okthen 9:46 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
Said the catholic priest to the little boy
pwnt 3:22 am on July 31, 2010 Permalink
AHHAHAH, SO TRUE. wat ucsd rep u dumb fuk. this is ucsdfml after all, durrrr
mojo 1:06 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
you really care about rep in the news? and you think this is going to make many ripples? this shit goes on all the time
anon 6:22 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
i wouldn’t turn him in. ucsd doesn’t been to get any more bad rep in the news.
anon 6:22 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
doesn’t need*
w/e 9:24 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink
In that case it would be the teacher’s bad, not the OP
Young Jeezy Of The New Eeezy Preezy, Da Mo'fuckin OG 6:46 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Melissa?
SBGrippen 11:47 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
this sounds like a character from gta. OG LOC ahahahahaa.
Anonymous 6:59 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
WTH… Report his/her ass…
Anonymous 7:15 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Tough one. You could always say no and then tell the academic office that b/c you repeatedly denied him/her that you were given a D
pp 7:29 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
if you think the professor is attractive and doesn’t have STD, then go for it. 2 birds with one stone
Lightning 1:23 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
This.
noname 2:07 pm on August 2, 2010 Permalink |
except that if the professor was attractive, why would he be asking for sexual favors in return for grades?
Ruthless prick 7:40 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
What makes you think he’ll give you an A after you “performed”? Buy a voice recorder, try to get him to say that stuff again and record it. Give the recording to the chancellor, and turn him in. You can argue that he was giving you low grades to coerce you into performing sexual favors, and hopefully the university’s higher ups will understand and wipe that D from your record. Creepy professor gets fired, your GPA won’t go down, and you win, we all win.
w/e 9:21 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
Such a bad-ass move
anon 11:20 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
WIN
Anonymous 1:53 am on August 2, 2010 Permalink |
Except he/she will probably have to repeat the course with a professor with integrity and end up with a D later anyway.
Anonymous 7:46 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
is he hot?
Anon 8:25 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Why don’t you threaten him to give you an A or else you’ll turn him in but record the convo 1st.
Ruthless prick 8:47 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
The professor can argue that she edited the tapes to perform extortion and blackmailing.
RedFishBlueFish 8:28 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Take the D and keep your dignity. A) you didn’t earn the grade and B) you’ll feel dirty for much longer than one bad grade will affect you.
asdf 5:31 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
^thats loser talk
RedFishBlueFish 1:12 pm on July 31, 2010 Permalink
If having morals and standards makes me a loser, then I do not want to be a winner.
Anonymous 9:06 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
close your eyes, get that A
sohpie 10:08 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Ask for recent bloodwork. Also, yes, take it.
Anonymous 10:43 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Turn him in! It’s not right that he thinks he can take advantage of younger students.
SeerDeath 11:28 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
I smell troll.
Francisco 11:45 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Jake?
Anonymous 9:04 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
Got your inspiration from a porn video?
Anonymous 11:22 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
If he’s hot then do it. If not, report his ass
Lightning 1:23 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
I hope you’re not going to become a doctor.
ANonymous 1:24 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
Get Ternansky fired for once!!!!
Betty???
ochemist 7:40 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
Ternansky is fucking awesome. I learned more about ochem than all my chem 140 series professors combined with his 143B class.
black guy from sixth =P 7:01 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
if you get the prof fired, most likely everyones failing grade in the class would be made Illegitimate. you could be seen as a hero to everyone who was doing bad…. or a bitch to everyone who was doing well.