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  • I’ve decided to make a game out of how long I can get a CalPIRG representative to follow me without actually giving them money. So far I’ve made it all the way to Solis hall. Tomorrow I’m luring them to OVT. MLIA

    February 11, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +247 / -10

     
    • Amp 12:06 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I congratulate you for getting them that far.

    • Haha 2:35 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      While you’re there, get them to buy you a burrito. Then your life would be good.

    • Anonymous 8:26 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      My hero

    • Anonymous 11:40 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      this might be the most popular and awesome fml yet.

    • Anonymous 1:02 pm on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      There was one at OVT today, actually. I’m not even kidding. It was kinda like an ant that you lure away from the line of other ants.

    • lame 6:25 pm on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      what the fuck does calpirg even do besides annoy the shit out of people

    • Anonymous 10:11 am on February 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      why doesn’t anyone from calpirg read this and realize that no one likes them? or, why haven’t they realized it already?

  • We, as a small group, gave flowers to Mary at Burger King. HLIG and OLAG.

    June 2, 2010 | 20 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +187 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 1:15 am on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      thats so sweet!

    • Aww so shweet 1:17 am on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      how’;d she react?!??

      • whootu 9:50 pm on June 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        check out the guardian

    • Anonymous 4:10 am on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

    • Anon 7:04 am on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You guys are awesome.

    • 6566 7:37 am on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i wanna see some evidence

    • Anonymous 12:05 pm on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      crap, i forgot…

    • Anonymous 6:57 pm on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Don’t get me wrong, it was a really sweet gesture. But HL is NOT G…

    • Anonymous 8:18 pm on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I CAME

    • THISPIC 8:36 pm on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

    • loney_kid 10:00 pm on June 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I wonder who is the person that voted down….and she was really happy for the kind gesture

    • Anonymous 11:21 am on June 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      check out thursday’s guardian for more pictures!

    • Confused 12:43 pm on June 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      why?

    • Anonymous 5:25 pm on June 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      There is a picture in the Tardian of you doing it in the issue that came out today (June 3rd).

    • anonymous 9:14 pm on June 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      she was surprised and SUPER thankful.

    • flo 10:04 am on June 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      by the pictures in the triton news i can see her reaction……….soooooo sweet of u guys to do dat ………lovee it wen she serves the ice cream cone

    • Anonymous 8:30 pm on June 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you guys are so sweet! her face is priceless.

    • Anonymous 11:49 pm on June 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      what a sweet gesture! this made me smile

    • 6566 11:58 am on June 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      we may not have UCSD spirit in terms of athletics or partying, but dammit we have good hearts.

    • Dr. House 1:02 am on June 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I had class at that time, so I couldn’t join you unfortunately.

      But to the 4 people who voted this down…
      HAVE YOU NO HEART AT ALL!?!?!?

  • UCSD is wasting my tuition money on trying to make itself Black. FOL

    February 24, 2010 | 51 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +227 / -47

     
    • anon 10:21 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      amen

    • asdf 10:30 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      personally, i’m proud ucsd is trying to become more diverse, so stfu

      • SHUT UP ASDF 7:33 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        I hate how people talk shit on here. People use the internet to put up a big front. i would love to have the people that talk shit on here say it to my face… Its a fact our tuition has been raised through the roof yet the school only cares about a small portion of the student body. First of all the Compton Cookout had nothing to do with UCSD there just happen to be UCSD students there. If you all haven’t heard it was put together and sanctioned by a black guy… so everyone needs to seattle down… PS. if you have a problem with what i have to say feel free to set up a meeting and will tell you all this to your face.

        • Your Mom 1:22 am on May 11, 2010 Permalink

          Wow, where did you “hear” that it was put together by a black guy? It was put together by a few frat boys, whose brothers (one of whom is black) were all aware that it was going on. And I know one of the guys who hosted it. There is no doubt he is a complete bigot and will be for a long time. He can believe what he believes. Whatever.

          But lulz, I like how you’re trying to be confrontational on a site that is meant to be anonymous, claiming you will meet up with whoever has a problem without even identifying yourself.

        • Saddle 1:01 am on June 11, 2010 Permalink

          I smell a troll…

      • anon 7:47 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        so spending money on ugly artwork, forced emission of black students, and private tutoring for them because they aren’t actually capable of getting in on their own accord makes you proud? i think you can pay my student fees then o proud one.

        • yomama 7:47 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink

          oh and financial advising for black students because even the bsu admits that black people have a problem with debt. that’s real

        • anon 9:10 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink

          *admission

        • No fan of Anon 9:39 pm on August 16, 2010 Permalink

          @ anon – You are definitely a simple minded fool. I know bad people when I encounter them, and you are definitely one of them. All we can do is hope that your children can correct the biological error that is YOU.

        • No fan of Anon 9:44 pm on August 16, 2010 Permalink

          And keep in mind, the artwork is only ugly because it is not pleasing to your eyes, and blacks are only sub-human because you are inhumane. Lol @ the fact that blacks only make up approximately 2-3% of the students at UCSD, and you seem to blame them for your tuition problems. What a boner you are.

    • A Latino 10:40 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You are the problem @ UCSD

    • Fed up 10:50 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Ummm… first of all, spending money to increase the number of Black students at UCSD is hardly a waste of money; we accept far more Black students to the school than actually choose to attend; since something’s clearly working to keep them out (perhaps the toxic racist environment that allows something like the Compton Cookout to occur, and then for students to say it’s “not a big deal” or to defend it as a patriotic exercise in free speech), then it’s the administration’s duty to correct the problem by actively recruiting them. Secondly, the university isn’t spending any money on trying to make itself Black; that’s the problem.

      • yomama 8:03 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        maybe we should just get a better basketball team. black students don’t tend to be as interested in the sciences, which is what ucsd is known for. if we had a better business program or nursing we’d probably have more appeal. odds if black students are competitive students, they get into better universities, urm privilege.

      • Anonymous 10:20 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        toxic racial environment? get off your fucking high-horse and go outside for once. don’t define UCSD’s “environment” through the actions of a few.
        most people i can say are very accepting these days. i’m sure blacks choose to not go to UCSD for other reasons besides our “environment.” i’m sure they have their goals set elsewhere.
        don’t go accusing the rest of the campus for the things a very small proportion of people were involved in.
        and many people are making such a big deal about this for the sake of conflict.
        i can assure you that most people had no idea what this fucking Compton Cookout thing was until it got blasted by the administration.

      • Anonymous 7:20 pm on May 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        ARE YOU BLIND ??? why should UCSD spend money to promote another race ??
        thats just racist all on its own !

      • Anonymous 6:57 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Wow, you’re a retard. What are you doing at UCSD? Toxic environment? You’re not a student here, are you?

    • gh 12:00 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      what do you mean “make itself black”? i didn’t know an institution could change itself into a person. how did you get in here?

    • STFU 12:13 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      FU and your privileged ass.

      • GTFO 12:58 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Privilege? As in the privilege of taking 5 AP classes at once, getting A’s and high test scores, and constantly suffering from the lack of sleep and social life so that I could make myself a better career in my future life? If that’s privilege, suck my privileged ass.

        • Anonymous 4:49 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink

          the fact that you have that opportunity makes you privileged.

        • Ryoma 10:21 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink

          to “GTFO”.. you’re so stupid.

          Not everyone has the opportunity to “suffer” through AP classes, get A’s (LOL) and make a better career in their future life.

          Open up your eyes a little bit and you will see that you are one of the luckiest people in the world to have the chance to even breathe the air of opportunity in America.

          Again, you’re a dumbass. Fail

        • Yoyoyo 3:54 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink

          It’s cute how you think you’re the only person who has to study hard

      • FU back 2:05 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Let me tell you something. Firstly, I’m Asian. I grew up in the deep south, my parents were poor, and I was the only Asian in my whole damn town. I fucking mixed water in with my milk so that we could make it last longer because we were so damn poor. I was tormented most all year by students and their parents who called me names, spat on me, and would flat out beat me up. I went to school for 6 years of elementary before we finally moved. And I still made it here. Don’t just assume we all have awesome opportunities. Have YOU ever seen your house broken into with derogatory messages written in your bedroom? You want to talk about privilege? Don’t give me that crap about how we have opportunities. Everyone has a damn opportunity. Yes, some have less than others, but don’t assume we all have it good.

        • Yoyoyo 4:03 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink

          You should write a book about this. Call it Joy Luck Club: Lone Star

          But I feel you. I’m asian and used to live in Louisiana, and they used to harass my parents and would always take a white person’s word over my parents’. People there are so deeply ingrained with racism, it is hard for a Californian to even imagine.

    • Umm WOW. 1:50 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      how did you even get into UCSD?
      obviously you’re not that smart to realize
      our nation, this institution is built on the back bones of
      the african american community.

      UCSD right now is trying to diversify the campus.
      so that all students can feel comfortable here.

      fricken you and your privilege

      • Anonymous 6:58 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Really? Cuz I could have sworn all the signers of the Declaration of Independence and such were white? Silly me.

      • this is stupid 7:34 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        actually, our nation was built by stealing from the native americans, enslaving them, killing them off, and forcing them into reservations. we screwed them over for much longer AND a lot worse than any other minority. why don’t we have Native American History Month? Or did you forget about them while you were whining?

      • anon 7:52 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        oh please if you’re so up on black pride go to a traditionally black university. as far as i’m concerned, the greater part of la jolla was built thanks ellen browning scripps, not the african community

    • annoyed 2:58 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      if any of the money give to UCSD goes to these idiotic demands there is going to be hell to pay. the 98% of students that are not African American are not going to let this slide that easily.
      this isnt Berkeley (thank God)

      can you say reverse discrimination? they are trying to make the situation better by discriminating against non-blacks. bunch of hypocrites if you ask me.

      • agree 7:25 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        agreed

      • Anonymous 7:44 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        i completely agree. If they want to “fight discrimination”, then they shouldn’t be encouraging by discriminating against every other race. if you didn’t get the high test scores, the high GPA, or prove that you deserved to go here, why should you be accepted? why would you want lower this university’s standards by accepting students who didn’t meet the par? it doesn’t matter what race you are, if you aren’t good enough, you’re not getting into college. so why are some people willing to lower UCSD’s standards just to fill some quota?

      • anon 7:52 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        i know! what really gets me the most is that they claim it’s for students of color, last time i check the students of color were the majority

      • AWESOME!!! 1:02 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        AMEN!!!!!

    • The Irony! 4:05 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      If UCSD is becoming more Black, wouldn’t it be finishing what the party tried to do in the first place? Making its attendants feel Black?

      • anon 7:55 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        omg you rock

      • Anonymous 1:25 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        That made no sense

        • name 7:30 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink

          you’re stupid then.

      • Anonymous 12:17 am on February 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Win!

    • student 12:07 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ucsd is wasting my tuition money by fostering a hostile climate

    • anonymous 5:53 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      maybe more black people (and other races) should apply to ucsd. Affirmative action?? I’m sure that the percentage of minor races (basically anything other than white and asian) is much higher for earning admittance in most universities than the percentage of whites or asians. If more people of those different races apply, the school will become more diverse. Universities like to admit diverse and unique people….not likely that they are rejecting them

    • freaks . 7:40 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      it was just a damn party. its not like people were tortured. asians and white get discriminated everyday –white trash, redneck, chinks, fobs. get over it . this si so annoying.

      • stupidblackkids 11:44 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Agreed!!! Dude….just because asians are a majority at UCSD….doesn’t mean they’re not a minority in the united states. In fact, black people shouldn’t even be considered a minority anymore….for gods sake we have a black president. Asians are MORE of a minority than anyone else….even more than mexicans. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE ASIANS…..BUT YOU KNOW WHAT….WE DON’T CARE BECAUSE WE WOULD RATHER STUDY THAN DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.

    • anon 1:11 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      all the arguments are invalid…..there are fallacies all over the place: ad hominem, band-wagoning, straw man, appeal to ignorance, slippery slope, hasty generalization, false dishotomy…..you name it

      and also………lol for having an argument on ucsdfml…..come one people, do it on a personal basis…most of you say what you want only because u remain anon.

      • Anonymous 1:26 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You must be Pre-Law

        • Anonymous 6:37 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink

          no, just took phil 10

      • Anonymous 3:06 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Pre-law? Does that mean he/she can’t work a computer or use proper grammar on the internet?

    • Ryoma 7:35 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      All “anon” did was look at a list of fallacies on wikipedia and regurgitated the meanings. There isn’t even a rebuttal on why these arguments are fallacies.

      “anon” is either a troll or a dumb sheep fooled by pseudo-intellectual words.

      To “anon”, don’t embarrass yourself next time by using words you don’t even know the meaning to. If I were you, i’d start looking up the definitions to “sarcasm” and “rhetoric”. Dumbfuck.

    • ohplease 4:13 am on February 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m just offended that you said “suck my privileged ass.” You gotta choose one way or the other:
      Suck my privileged dick
      or
      Kiss my privileged ass

      That was so offensive to read. I need a safe haven.

    • come on, bro. 3:56 am on August 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      WOW. Im mixed (french,german,filipino and spanish) and im fucking glad they are trying to make the campus more diverse! cut the racist shit man. love and peace.

  • Today in one of my GE classes, I saw a thong popping out of a girls pants. It was lacy and pink and had a bow tie. That is the most action I’ve received since my 4 years here at UCSD. FML.

    March 2, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +172 / -11

     
    • Perplexed 11:39 pm on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Why are you taking GE classes (more than one, even…) during your fourth year?

      • wargarble 10:56 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        I took GEs my last year for the p/np and the go to class sometimes without worrying about having to catch up option.

  • Today I got yelled at from some random guy walking on library walking telling me how he’s mad that us Mexicans are taking all the jobs and that we should go back to our own land. Um, I’m Native American and I’m pretty sure we’ve been here longer than any other race. FML

    February 21, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +161 / -5

     
    • browndude 6:48 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      tell him to take his mayflower back to europe.

      -a brown man from the other side of the world,also fed up with “white power”

    • Minority 7:35 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Remember to tell them that California was Mexican Territory before there ever was a United States.

      • Adam 4:47 pm on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Thats what happens when your country can’t win any wars.

      • Anonymous 3:53 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        get over it, it was bought and paid for (even if it was WAY less than it was worth)

    • FYL 11:17 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      hahahaha nice you are correct, sir. FYLIB(oring)

    • Anonymous 12:30 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ucsd has native americans?

    • C-Money 10:57 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What is a native american? Mexican?

    • Chicana 7:08 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yeah, same here… but I’m actually mexican

  • I texted “bitch” to the UCSD shuttle service and it replied with, “You think you’re funny? ‘Bitch’ is a dirty word and you should not say it, fuckhead. Now go wash your mouth out, you ass.” MLIA

    April 14, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +154 / -1

     
    • yup 4:33 pm on April 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      +! for my love for ucsd

    • . 6:20 pm on April 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      HOLY SHIT IT WORKS! XD

    • Anonymous 6:56 pm on April 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I have a feeling that some people will now pick up their phones to repeat an experiment similar to this. Haha

    • pwned 7:52 pm on April 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      HAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • Anonymous 4:31 pm on June 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      this is my favorite:)

  • Albizati announced the lowest score for the midterm (3/100) and everyone laughed including me. Then I found out that it was my score. FML

    March 1, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +138 / -1

     
    • Angry_Kid 2:08 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Lol you got pwned.

      Yours, Angry.

    • lol 3:51 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      how do you even manage a 3? i didn’t know how to do any of the problems and i still ended up getting a 36 with partial credit for each…

    • holy shat man. 6:58 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      how is that possible? i hope that’s not your 2nd midterm, lawl.

    • fakers 7:03 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      thanks for scoring that low. dont drop the class btw.

    • A student 7:53 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      HAHAHAHAHA. You suck at life, and evidently O-Chem.

    • Anonymous 5:13 pm on March 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      lol he even said don’t laugh, it could be you.

  • I started looking at facebook pictures of a hot girl, whom i am not friends with, in Geisel. 3o seconds later  I heard a person behind me saying “Why the f*** are u looking at my pictures?”  FML.

    February 21, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +135 / -1

     
    • lol 1:30 am on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      embarrassing.

    • yo momma 2:05 am on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      AHAHAHAHA! you’re obviously not a very experienced facebook stalker. Rule #1 is that you DO NOT creep in public.

    • anonymous 2:25 am on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I do that too hahaha

    • jaybrad 10:42 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      lols…I do that in private every once in a while and I feel bad about it.

    • FYL 11:27 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I woulda macked her. You fucked up. FYLYFS (FYL, you fuckin square)

    • Your Mom 1:29 am on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Fail. Don’t creep in Geisel. Hot girls go there on occasion.

  • Today a group of “Sensitive People” called me Kumar and asked me if I wanted to go to White Castle. Can I have the same rights you guys are demanding? FOL

    February 26, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +139 / -8

     
    • anon 8:25 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      depends, can you mobilize a group of upset indians as fast as the bsu can black students? you know even if you could, somehow i just don’t think local news would be as receptive to your plight.

      • Your Mom 1:24 am on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Agreed. Media neglects Indians.

      • confused_desi 4:37 pm on May 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        I get called Kumar every day. more than that, I dont think we’d really care so much. MLID

    • ... 9:59 am on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I think we’re going to have to demand a few things from the school now, like a temporary haven for Indian students along with other things.

      • anon 1:02 am on February 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        don’t forget ugly ethnic artwork and free tutoring

    • fixyourlanguage 5:59 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      it’s ridiculous how people are speaking out against the racist actions at ucsd and yet are still replacing their Ls with Rs. tunnel vision FTL(for the lose, not fuck their life)

      • americantothacore 1:17 am on February 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        how good is your korean, racist piece of shit

      • Your Mom 1:26 am on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You know Asians would see English speakers as reversing their R’s and L’s. And there is no hard R or L sound in some Asian languages. A few Western languages too.

  • I go to UCSD, where everything is blown out of proportion. FML

    February 24, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +150 / -21

     
    • captain obvious 11:27 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      truest statement.

    • shutup 12:12 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Its about time something happens down there and people start caring about shit. UCSD is known to be one of the most apathetic school campuses. And its people like you that contribute to the apathy. congratulations.

    • this is she 1:53 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      umm no.
      I go to UCSD with a bunch of apathetic people who choose to ignore reality.
      FML

    • BigBrothersIntheHouse 7:04 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      This should not have included the media therefore YES, it was blown out of proportion. Get off your high-horses tree-huggers. Welcome to Orwell’s 1984 UCSD.

    • Anonymous 7:08 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      UCSD is known to be an apathetic campus because the people who go here are always holed up in their dorms playing super smash bros or studying. Nothing is going to happen here because honestly people are more into their studies than anything else. What I don’t get is that literally everybody knows that people here probably don’t give a shit. If you guys wanted an environment where there was more diversity or more partying, or more than the basically nothing that happens here, maybe you should have gone to Berkeley or something. Its not like UCSD has changed, or will change in a year.
      And last note: Someone tell me HOW there is a hostile environment here… the only dangers on this campus is getting skin cancer from it always being sunny and nice, or getting hit by a Ferrari while crossing the street.

      • anon 5:53 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        sounds like somebody just got rocked at super smash bros.

      • Anonymous 6:40 pm on February 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        That was awesome

      • tits 8:13 am on August 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Words of truth right there

  • I just bought what I thought was an energy drink. It was called “Stay Up” and was located next to the 5 Hr Energy shots. Apparently it is for maintaining an erection. I’m a girl. FML

    May 12, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +128 / -1

     
    • Poke Master 1:52 pm on May 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Awesome. Give it to a guy to power up his CACK

    • Flaccid 4:22 pm on May 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Dude where did you get it?

    • Anonymous 10:08 pm on July 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you’re gonna grow a penis

  • Today I got accept to medical school with a 2.98 GPA. Dreams DO come true! MLIG!

    February 22, 2010 | 28 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +130 / -5

     
    • Just another Latino 4:39 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Congratulations, and props to you for keeping DO as an option.

    • WOW 4:42 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Good for you! That doesn’t happen much. What’s your major?

    • chickenandwaffles 6:05 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You are either black or latino, or you’re doing do, congrats for being a minority and judging by your grammar, you are moron as well

      • rofl 11:33 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Look who’s talking.

      • asdf 12:35 am on June 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        hey chickenandwaffles congrats on being a pathetic asshole who didn’t get into med school

    • fadfdf 6:24 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Affirmative action?

    • drrr 7:06 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      God bless ur soul

    • Muffin Diver 7:21 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      In usa, where

    • YAY! 7:22 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Gives me hope!

    • Anonymous 7:46 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      grats. id hate to be in your operating room haha

    • nice. 7:46 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      grats. wish i will never be a patient of yours haha jk.

    • TritonFairy 9:48 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Medschool in the US?

    • anon 10:59 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      urm?

    • !! 12:03 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What’s your secret!?

      • anon 11:01 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        most likely a urm

        • yos 2:21 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink

          underrepresented racial minority

    • ShaSha-boo 12:28 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      So…how much money did your parents “donate”?

    • congrats! 1:52 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      did you do intern or work or something?

    • Anonymous 8:06 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It’s probably a foreign school…

    • Anon 9:37 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Sincere congratulations. You give the rest of us hope.

    • yay! 9:49 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Med school in Nigeria also accepted me. I guess were going to med school together huh? :)

    • IH8U 1:56 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Look at you haters coming out of the woodwork. Probably a bunch of pissed of Asians and Whites angry that they’ll never get to practice medicine.

      • Nigga_Hata 7:35 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Cause a retarded nigga is? Ya.. im “pissed”

        • piece of shit hater 8:56 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink

          Nigga_hata you’re a piece of shit.

    • Anonymous 12:48 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      JEALOUS!!!!

    • Your Mom 1:28 am on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ….

      WOW. WTF. HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ieatveggies 10:26 pm on May 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Congrats!!! gives me hope!!! Which School?

    • fuckyou 4:49 pm on August 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Man I wish I was black or Mexican

  • I want to rescue that poor old lady working at Burger King. FHL :-(

    May 25, 2010 | 28 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +124 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 8:13 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      she’s the best worker there

    • yourresidentphilosopher 8:14 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      why? she has purpose in her life.. shes doing something with her life… FYL for feeling bad for her and not feeling happy for her

    • olivia 8:20 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      lmfao <3 <3
      she's so nice but she needs to stop working

    • eyyy 8:22 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      omg she is so cute!

      • Anon 9:45 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        FYL for eating burger king

    • Anonymous 8:51 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I guess the reason for the so many NO’s is that UCSD is populated by Asians.

      • anon 10:19 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Um, what are you talking about..?

        • Anonymous 11:29 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink

          wrong place. Sorry =D

      • Anonymous 11:44 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You mean the survey? Haha.

    • anonymous 9:02 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I FEEL SO BAD! Why does she work there? She’s so sweet and nice, she shouldn’t be working… she should be sipping a margarita watching the sunset on the beach.

      • anon 11:36 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        That’s the same thing i think about when i see her.

    • WhatitismyNIzzles 9:03 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      does anyone know her story?

      • 6566 11:10 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        someone should go find out! maybe we can raise money for her to take a vacation.

    • Anonymous 9:12 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      She is very sweet. I agree, I wish she was somewhere happier where she could sit back and relax. :(

    • mojo 9:15 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      poor lady, she has to deal with our dumb college asses. She’s such a sweet soul.

    • Anonymous 9:44 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      FYL for eating burger king

    • Penis 10:52 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Mary is the best. I wish she wins the lottery or has some good family to take care of her!

    • Anonymous 11:12 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      she’s hella old.. she should be like asleep in her bed..

    • Anonymous frequent pc bk customer 11:13 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      she’s really nice.. it sucks that she has to work when she should be retired…

    • Anonymous 11:47 pm on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      believe me most of them BK customers are fat and ugly.

      • Dr. House 12:00 am on May 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Not necessarily. I’m pretty fit (except for the bum leg) and I go to take advantage of those coupon things. 24 hours is also another reason why I go.

    • Anonymous 12:18 am on May 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      She is the sweetest person ever!!

    • MB 7:59 am on May 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’ve noticed her too. She is really nice and friendly. I still get a little depressed though since she clearly should be retired. She must have encountered some unexpected hardship and now has to stand all day taking fast-food orders.

    • Swords 4:23 pm on May 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yeah honestly! i didn’t know so many people felt that way… she’s sooo sweet!

    • jason 5:49 pm on June 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i noticed her too

    • N05 1:31 pm on June 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What if she actually wants to work there?

    • Anonymous 6:40 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I saw her ordering from Panda Express the other day and I know I shouldn’t feel bad but she just seems like she deserves much better than this. Although I did smile to myself when she was choosing the orange chicken as her 2nd entry. :)

    • fucku 4:53 pm on August 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      She wants to work there?? wow your fucking retarded! Why the fuck would she want to work there.. She has purpose? Who said that? Your fucking idiot.

  • My roommate walked in on me masturbating to a picture of his girlfriend….FML

    January 26, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +121 / -2

     
  • I’m a poor Asian kid, worried about the fee increases from this quarter and the daunting 30% from next year, and my university only cares about black kids with hurt feelings demanding special treatment. FML.

    February 21, 2010 | 57 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +160 / -41

     
    • Asian Guy 11:39 am on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      sell some Cutco, make 20k in 2 months during the summer like I did, pay your own way through college. simple. problem solved.

    • FYL 12:09 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It’s not like those black people you are talking about aren’t concerned about the fee increase too. It’s just that they have bigger issues at the moment.

      • Post Writer 8:41 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Which are… discrimination if they meet the requirements of ucsd? doubt it. Then what?

      • anon 7:24 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        bigger issues? like making mountains out of molehills?

    • Anonymous 12:16 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Because only the Asian students are getting the 30% fee increases.

    • real pain 12:44 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      OMG how effing ignorant are you. This out of all this should affect you. As an Asian-American I see a lot of hypervisibility at this UC. You are the perfect prime example of how our kind is blinded by the greed to succeed to actually realize the discrimination and oppression that we all go through. Who the hell are you?? You assume that we live in this sort of post racial world because we upheld the model minority and that others should do the same. You assume this whole white privilege that you have and you are blinded by that. Have you forgotten or have you not even acknowledged your history? The fee increase affects us all. It affects the climate of our campus, the people we work alongside with. They are suffering the fee increases and racism. That is farrr beyond your complaint of the fee increases. The university should care about “black kids with hurt feelings”. You should care.

      • Post Writer 8:11 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        YOU misconstrue what is being said. This is not a subject of “greed to succeed” but the University putting the rights above others simply because they are of a minority class. BSU is requesting a “safe area.” Do you know that calls for SEGREGATION of their own doing AND funding. OUR FUNDING – from all students to go to something as ridiculous a request as this. Also: HOW THE HELL are we all going through discrimination and oppression because of this party? Should others not uphold this “model minority”? I’m not saying that such a thing exists, you are, but how would it be a bad thing that others upheld that?

        “You assume that we live in this sort of post racial world because we upheld the model minority and that others should do the same.”

        UH, YEAH. AND YEAH.

        There are more important things on campus that actually ARE the business of the campus: limited classes, funding research, and the fact my roommate can’t get into one of her labs because they’re so full due to tight registration.

        UCSD DOES NOT EXIST TO APPEASE HURT FEELINGS. It’s a place of academics which should take precedent over all else. The University should not concern itself with events beyond its domain. The event itself is none of anyone’s business unless in attendance. IF anyone wants to talk about the infringe of rights or oppression: how about you address freedom of speech, or does that get taken away as soon as you get offended?

        • post writer is g 9:52 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink

          word, if bsu wants special privledges, they are thereby RACIST

        • real pain is racist 1:14 am on February 24, 2010 Permalink

          lol @ ^

      • Anonymous 11:41 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        amen.

      • Anonymous 3:30 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Lol TL;DR.

        Also, quit taking ETHN. You might have time to learn something.

      • Anonymous 2:42 pm on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Thank you

    • NICE 1:13 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Nice i agree i am sick of this school tip toeing around the feelings of the black students. We all busted our ass to get in. The school needs to think about the community as a whole and not about a particular group…

      • fed up with ignorance 2:02 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Jesus, I love how UCSD kids think they’re the smartest kids ever. Guess what, you’re not, and thousands of kids all over the state bust their ass, too, but can’t get into good schools because their high schools don’t offer AP classes or their parents don’t pay for SAT prep classes.

        This IS about the community as a whole. I’d really like to see how you’d feel if you were the only Asian/white/whatever kid in your classes and people constantly looked at you and treated you differently just because of your appearance.

    • Anonymous 1:18 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You’d have hurt feelings if that happened to you too! So stop complaining. I’m worried about the fee increases as well, and I’m a poor Mexican kid!!

      • Post Writer 8:37 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        No, I wouldn’t. I realize the only way to break a stereotype is to fight it by showing you’re above it.

        • ha 2:02 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink

          Easy to say when you’re not the one targeted, isn’t it?

        • Anonymous 11:45 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink

          totally agree, and ‘ha’ yes we asian americans are targeted everyday, but we just choose to keep a low profile and petition for change reasonably, while trying to not piss off everyone else

        • ucb student 11:48 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink

          totally agree, showing resilience and rising above are the way to create change, which starts with oneself

    • Anonymous 1:21 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      EXCUSE ME?!?! You’d have hurt feelings too if you were in their shoes!! I’m a poor Mexican kid worried about how to pay for spring quarter AND the rest of my university career, so you’re not the only one. Stop complaining and have some heart!

    • mm 3:02 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      bureaucracy is the name of the game! do whatever it takes to increase profits! being racist decreases profits, fucking over everyone financially increases profits.

      • Post Writer 8:38 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Probably the only reasonable argument I’ve heard.

    • Muffin Diver 3:27 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Preach playa

    • This isn't just a black thing! 3:51 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      we all have fee increases and you need to take a ethnic studies class and learn about how your own people are being oppresses right now and how this issue is related to even your community educate your self take an Ethnic Studies class.

    • angry 4:16 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      We all face that 32% increase problem. But unlike us, you don’t face being called an ungrateful n and are threatened by a Compton lynching. Get over yourself.

      • Anonymous 4:10 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You honestly believe that the party was thrown to instigate a Compton lynching? Get over yourself, there were no threats made. This party was thrown by Jigga Jones, a man from Compton, to celebrate his DVD release. Get your facts straight.

        • fed up 2:05 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink

          So you don’t find anything at all offensive about the portrayal of Compton or black people? Nobody’s saying it’s about instigating a lynching, but the fact that people are even throwing that word around shows how there is a LEGACY of discrimination and prejudice that you can’t just erase.

          Get YOUR facts straight.

      • Anonymous 12:09 am on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        amen

    • Anonymouse 5:27 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      African Americans have to worry about the fee increase too. And if there was a party that was demeaning to Asian Americans, you’d be offended too. But you, individually, are probably too reserved and afraid to speak your mind to defend yourself.

      • Post Writer 8:39 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        What do you call those NERD/ GEEK gatherings? Those are towards Whites, Asians, and Indians(even?), but it’s okay right… just because that is a positive stereotype?

        • fed up 2:05 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink

          nothing about “nerd/geek” specifies race, so your argument doesn’t really work….

      • real pain is racist 1:15 am on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        no, probably not.

      • ucb student 11:56 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        yes, perpetrate more stereotypes, its shows that you don’t actually have issues with stereotypes, just stereotypes aimed at “my people”

    • j 6:06 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      just throw a party mocking the poor population

    • anon 6:31 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      maybe you should be offended by some party theme and demand artwork, private tutoring, and whatnot. somehow i don’t think anyone will care as much, because in this society to be black is essentially to be untouchable.

    • me 7:29 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      OMG how effing ignorant are you. This out of all this should affect you. As an Asian-American I see a lot of hypervisibility at this UC. You are the perfect prime example of how our kind is blinded by the greed to succeed to actually realize the discrimination and oppression that we all go through. Who the hell are you?? You assume that we live in this sort of post racial world because we upheld the model minority and that others should do the same. You assume this whole white privilege that you have and you are blinded by that. Have you forgotten or have you not even acknowledged your history? The fee increase affects us all. It affects the climate of our campus, the people we work alongside with. They are suffering the fee increases and racism. That is farrr beyond your complaint of the fee increases. The university should care about “black kids with hurt feelings”. You should care.

    • duh 7:29 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      are u serious really? when did this university start caring about black kids?

      • ucsd 10:41 am on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Have you not been on campus for the past week? The entire administration is scrambling to appease the ridiculous demands of 2% of the student body. What ever happened to the needs of the 98%?

        • Anonymous 5:25 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink

          Just because they only make up 2% doesn’t mean that their needs are any less important

    • Cheap 7:46 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I didn’t know Asians were the only ones getting their fees increased.

    • agreed 10:38 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Sorry bro…I’m black btw and I’m freakin tired of hearing about this already!!! No one was personally hurt so let’s all just get over it!!! This isn’t making life better for anyone. FOL.

      • Anonymous 3:30 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Wisdom in this post. ^

    • Also agree 12:22 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      This is getting blown way out of proportion and the BSU is demanding wayyy too much special treatment. We’re trying to build a sense of community, not separate out all the African-American students from the rest of UCSD by giving them different treatment. Also, African-Americans aren’t the only ones that get discriminated against at UCSD. There’s a lot of hostility toward Asians as well.

    • poop 2:43 am on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Easy solution, throw a discriminatory party for every race possible, then we all demand special privileges and have all our tuition paid.

    • Shell 3:47 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m so glad I go to UCSB. =)

    • Only-Black-Kid-Not-Angry-At-Frat-Dudes 5:20 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I agree with “poop”.

    • D.NEEDS. 6:13 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Students across the state are being affected by these fees, and students across the state are being affected by the current situations of UCSD. These efforts speak volumes in our communities and in our generation. When faced with problems and hardship do not single your brother or sister out. Your brother or sister isnt defined by skin color…rather by interest. The human interest.

    • MBW 10:35 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What do you call those NERD/ GEEK gatherings? Those are towards Whites, Asians, and Indians(even?), but it’s okay right… just because that is a positive stereotype?

      So you’re saying that nerds/geeks are only white, asian or indian?????? You’re a genius, and you show it.

      • student 12:01 am on February 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        no, but stereotypically they are, and the original post you are quoting is in response to a stereotype by a commenter, so you should take the background into account

    • Muss 11:13 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you know what’s fucking stupid? protesting this bullshit when gee, only months ago did we attempt to protest the fee increases. did that work? what are we, as students going to do when the admin doesn’t truly give a shit about us? you go to a public school. this is normal.

      sorry, but by creating special demands, you are further creating a racist environment at ucsd and discontent on campus. the huge amount of asians on campus don’t and haven’t ever made special demands, so why is it “perfectly acceptable” for the bsu to make such demands? plus, i feel like people have way more stereotypes against asians than they do with the underrepresented minorities..have you heard an asian discuss their problems with social inequality lately?

      everyone keeps saying how this situation is not solely about the bsu or the underrepresented minority but it just seems like they’re trying to make a list of demands for shit that is entirely out of our control. how are YOU yourself going to convince the UC regents to provide more funding? it’s not a decision we as students vote on, so fucking live with it.

    • bitches and hoes 10:29 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      lots of bitching from everyone.
      every “race” has stereotypes.
      people saying blacks should get help because they can’t pay for act/sat prep classes, etc are silly.
      they should be saying POOR PEOPLE. not black people. By trying to help the black people out, they are being racist themselves.
      btw, i got to UCSD without sat/act prep classes, going to public school. I was in a richer neighborhood, and so may have had better teachers, but there was no direct money spent toward my getting in to UCSD other than paying test fees.

    • you don't seem to understand the problem 3:41 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      once again, a joke gets blown way out of proportion.

      i’m not saying that the compton cookout wasn’t an extremely offensive event. it was. but the problem is not that those students wanted to launch an attack on black students at ucsd and black culture. if they had legitimately felt prejudice towards blacks they probably wouldn’t have been so open about the whole thing. that shit definitely wouldn’t have made it to facebook.

      the real problem is that these students thought that they were planning an innocent party with a funny theme and that that theme is actually incredibly offensive to many blacks. it wasn’t intentional, they just didn’t get it. and how could they? i’m not black and i honestly don’t understand how a black student could feel victimized at ucsd. ucsd is the tamest environment i’ve ever lived in, and i don’t mean that in a good way. maybe if AS wasn’t so worried about liability they would get their shit together and allow the media orgs to get back to work and give the students of ucsd a voice right now instead of taking it away.

      also just a brief note for people contributing to this thread. read your fucking messages before you post them. mistakes in grammar and spelling make you sound like an idiot on the internet. and nobody listens to an idiot. (i realize i haven’t bothered to capitalize any letters in this post, and that makes me a little bit of a hypocrite…. BUUUUUUT, i don’t care)

    • blah 10:44 am on April 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Haha poor asian kid, u fail at life. FYL

    • Your Mom 1:27 am on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I wonder if you purposely put in Asian to feed the trolls.

    • 6 seat 2:10 pm on May 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      theres too many of u asian kids here anyways fyl

    • Reality 1:46 am on June 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Let’s get a few things straight:

      First, UCSD is an academic institution established for research. Its primary purpose is to foster an environment of education, research, and development of knowledge. Its purpose is not here to cater to our feelings, but rather provide education.

      Second, to anyone who shouts “REAL PAIN”, you will fall under two categories:

      1) Sincere.
      2) Insincere.

      If you’re sincere about your pain, I will be praying for your comfort because this is only the beginning. As successful as you are to be studying at UCSD, the world is going to offer you a multitude of challenges way beyond the scope of a silly fraternity-hosted drunken debacle that may have indirectly (direct is a directed hate crime) affected your comfort. My advice (to atheists) is to toughen up or (to theists) pray for strength. Sometimes, life gets hard and we’re going to need each other.

      If you’re insincere about your pain, then you are simply all the bad things that people are talking about “reverse racism” et cetera. But the universe has a tendency to deal with your kinds of people accordingly. The world will spit you out.

      Third, as loosely affiliated members of UCSD, we would all like to make this academic environment a more comfortable place, but that’s not our founding purpose. Therefore, racial comfort (like each of our given positions in UCSD) is a privilege and not a right.

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