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Wish I could ask people for help in my Chem6B class…too bad it’s full of pretentious pre-meds FML
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Anonymous
Hey freshman how about going to office hours or emailing the professor?
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Anonymous
Have you tried asking your TAs or the professor? Don’t blame other students for your lack of motivation.
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Anonymous
Sign up for OASIS! It’s free tutoring! And the people there aren’t pretentious.
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Anonymous
I loved Oasis for Calc II
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Anonymous
prof / ta OHs are a better investment of your time anyway. you’d get facetime with people that actually matter.
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Anonymous
Haha, that will change when they start getting C’s
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one of those pretentious pre-meds taking chem6b
have you even tried going to OH or asking for help from TA?
And have you even tried asking a fellow student? Because not all of us are snobby. Well, not everyday at least.-
OP
But of course I have! And yeah i’ve talked to like 2 people, but all they did was ask me a question and then run away immediately after section/class
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A
Then you’re obviously not asking the right people. And giving up after just asking two? Come on now. You can do better than that!
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Students who chew on crunchy food in Geisel. FML
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Crunchy guy
sorry thats me. I’ll stop it. Thanks for pointing it out
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Really.
Students (girls mostly) who walk it heels through Geisel. FML
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Am I the only noting that guys with deep voice are much more manly and they sound like they mean business? MLIA
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Anonymous
have you every heard a guy with a gay lisp get angry? its hilarious
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Deep voiced guy
Why thank you
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lol
too bad girls only like guys who are practically girls these days.
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True
These bitches don’t know what real men are anymore. Sometimes it seems like only the gay guys appreciate a well built, deep voiced, hairy, possibly bearded man anymore.
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lol
They just want Korean Popstars
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Anonymous
I’m gay and you described exactly what I want in a man. Too bad so many gay guys go out of their way to be flamboyant.
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beer
David Bridgman
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David Bridgman
o_O
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foodworx
I’d fuck David Bridgman. That pasty white ass is fine as fuck.
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I thought I came to UCSD for academics, but now AS is trying to get me to pay $500 a year for sports teams that are gonna suck. FML.
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misinformed
AS isn’t trying to make you do anything but let you vote on the issue.
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Reality
If AS actually cared about what the majority of students thought, they would make it so it would pass only with a majority of all undergrads. AS could “let the students vote” on anything; what they decide to forward to the students has their not-so-tacit (esp. in this case) support.
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informed
^this. it’s fucking stupid that we’ll be going D1 having needed only a percent of votes that just so happens to be equal to the number of sports team members and greek-affiliates
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Anonymous
500 bucks oh wow big deal! we need some sports
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Anonymous
Sorry not everyone at this school is spoiled rotten by their parents.
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Holden Caulfield
Sports teams generate more exposure which generates more popularity which then generates more applications/fundings and then more world class researchers will want to work at UCSD and eventually, your shitty degree from a 2nd rate college will maybe be at least UCLA level.
There might be a slight slippery slope there, but stop thinking one dimensionally.
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duh
dude ucsd is already conducting world class research
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^this
we’re ranked higher than UCLA on multiple scales lol
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This man is
correct
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Anonymous
shoudn’t college be more than just academics and our sports teams arent bad at all
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Anonymous
No, it actually shouldn’t
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Anonymous
I wouldn’t mind if we were part of PAC-12. But there’s no point in creating shitty sports teams that don’t create exposure for our university.
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facepalm
Any fee increase for sports is and will be a long term investment. Of course you won’t see UCSD in the PAC-12 in the near future. If we were in the PAC-12 would we even need to be debating about funding?
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you're wrong
wtf do scientists have to do with basketball?
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Reason
I’m sorry, but the fact is that when you think of UCSD, you don’t think of sports. It’s not part of our brand. What makes us known to the outside world is our academic integrity, not our athletics. Throwing money into an expensive sports venture is not only wasteful, but is also irresponsible considering the cutbacks that we’ve been having to make in the recent years. AS should focus on things that have proven to benefit students rather than trying to construct a new brand for our existing institution.
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ivy leaguer
think how we feel about our football teams
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Remember when I made you blush? What, you think I didn’t notice? lol… It’s obvious why it happened. Next time, try being nicer, so you won’t drive him or her away. FYL.
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Anonymous
Obvious passive aggressive jab over UCSDFML, lol this is what Facebook is for
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cosmopolitan drink’s actually help me study for Mid-terms!!
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sigh
They don’t, they make you sound like a poser. Hey guys I’m cool because I’m drinking and studying!! And they make you have the retarded kind of grammar mistakes. I know my grammar is terrible; it is a fact BUT drink’s? come on. I can’t remember the last time I heard someone call a cosmo a cosmpolitan, too many syllables.
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GrammARRRR Pirate
what’s with that apostrophe?
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xD
what kind of college student drinks cocktails
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Obviously,
A female student.
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Sixth college RA wrote me up because my suitemates were smoking pot. The RA is a pothead. FML
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Anonymous
Sixth College Problem
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sixer
Arman?
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so I’ve got 89.9 and ended up with a B+ in Vec calc. FML
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Me
B??? B IS FOR BITCH!
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Asian Dad
B??? B IS FOR BITCH!
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Truth? I can't handle the Truth!
sounds about right. Something wrong?
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Need lab experience to get a lab job. Need a lab job to get lab experience. FML
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Anonymous
SAME PROBLEM! I applied to one involving sorting dead fish. So did 28 other people. It’s crazy!
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Anonymous
Hence, start with really shitty lab job, or volunteer at hospital labs or UCSD labs.
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Anonymous
I got a lab job with 0 work experience whatsoever. You just need to start at the bottom. Try port triton.
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the magic dragon
uhhh, you need lab volunteer position to get lab experience to then get a lab job
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Anonymous
It’s called volunteering.
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BIPN 106’s midterm tonight kind of made me regret playing world of warcraft for two hours this afternoon because I certain that I was “prepared”
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Every time I read an FML, I just think to myself “First world problem” MLIA
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Ignorant
i don’t see how this http://ucsdfml.com/2012/01/31/webt-to-rubios-today-five-minutes-prior/#comments is a first world problem
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I know right?...
AMEN.
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anon
Well, you do live in a first world country…
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Anonymous
Soon to be a third world country under martial law (NDAA, ACTA, economic implosion)
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anon
Well the OP should call the FMLs “soon-to-be-a-third-world-country problems” then.
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sigh
You mean under the strain of an abundance of crazy anti government radicals, uneducated idiots, lazy people on welfare, and retiring baby boomers needing social security and pension payments?
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Even a 4-6 page paper can be difficult for a science major. FML
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Midterm in 4 hours and i still haven’t started studying, not because i’ve been busy, but because I’m unmotivated to do anything. FML
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I got hit by a bicycle almost 7 years ago by a young boy. I couldn’t sleep last night because of the pain (which is getting worse with time). FML
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Anonymous
you might wanna go get that checked out….
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Anonymous
Second. I’m sure that that’s not normal.
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anon 8:00 pm on February 2, 2012 Permalink |
it’s always been unavailable during those times
Anonymous 8:31 pm on February 2, 2012 Permalink |
It’s always been like that…
anon 3:11 am on February 3, 2012 Permalink |
it pisses me off that those times are usually when students are up and need it -___-
Anonymous 8:04 am on February 3, 2012 Permalink |
first year fail haha