Loading ...I try to prove to the world that I am capable and amazing, but perhaps, I do so because I truly feel incapable and insignificant in the inside. FML
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I just got my bra size measured for the first time today at VS. Turns out I’m not a 34A like I thought, but actually a 32D. I’ve officially grown 3 cup sizes in one day without surgery. MLIG
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ha
probably just got fat. fatty fatty fatty fat
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cherry yogurt
Wow, either you’re a fucking idiot, or you’re a fucking idiot!
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Girl
^ +1
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girl, please
you’re an idiot
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Poetry in Motion
Thou cannot stake such claim without giving thee proof. Thy demands TITS OR GTFO!
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Grammar Nazi
-1 for improper use of the word thy or demands instead of “demand is”.
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a guy
Thy means your. So means your demands tits. GTFO
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Grammar Nazi
As well as improper use of “thee”. Use not words beyond thy ken, or by my troth, I shall call thee on thy improper falsehoods. S’Teeth!
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Anonymous
^win
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mojo
trying too hard
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Editrix
How could you not possibly know,
To that size you had managed to grow?
I must call you out
So, pray, here me shout:
TITS OR GTFO!
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Anonymous
Idiot
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lol
lol. VS always tells you that you’re a bigger cup then you actually are. 32D is the same as 34A.
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sheena
agreed, OP must have never been shopping for a bra somewhere other than a target before.
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34B
how do u not know that the A cup is making your boobs uncomfortable? the A cup bras i have make me uncomfortable so im getting B’s. but knowing that you’re a D, makes a big difference.
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Anonymous
Yeah right.
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I got an A on my essay midterm. As soon as I showed my friend this, she said the professor must have graded it easy FML.
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Frenemies
She’s not your friend, if she was, she wouldn’t have put you down like that.
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mojo
she obviously is your friend. if she weren’t, then she wouldn’t have known you so well
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Frenemies
err, reply fail?
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mojo
^nope
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I just want to love someone. MLIA
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Anonymous
fag
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Romeo
Love Me!
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The Capulets
Don’t do OP, I got a bad feeling about this guy!
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The Capulets
Don’t do it OP, I got a bad feeling about this guy!
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Mercutio
A plague on both your houses, you assholes.
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Anonymous
It’s not worth it
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Anonymous
It sounds more like you’re waiting for someone to love you. Your perception of the world is very “me vs. them” and it seems like nobody is living up to your standards.
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anonymous
^this
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RedFishBlueFish
+1. Learn to love and appreciate yourself and you’ll find someone to love. It’s cliche, but it’s true.
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Romeo
I shall assure thee, I have nothing to offer to my fair maiden but my undivided but ever-so abiding love
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Editrix
Romeo and Juliet: The Cynical Version.
Young star-crossed lovers, though warned about the issues surrounding their relations, exercise poor communication skills and commit suicide together. -
Romeo's brother
I hath meat stick that I wish to offer to the fair maiden’s mouth.
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My parents decide to get back together after 14 years of divorce. MLIA(wkward)
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Anonymous
this could be a good thing
or a horriblething -
BOOM! HEADSHOT! Consider that a divorce.
Reconciliations: Because a life time of misery is better than dying alone.
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Lightning
Dude, that is super awkward… But kind of nice know they won’t die alone.
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I’m addicted to my iPhone and rarely use my laptop anymore. The only reason I go on the computer is so I can go on FML and read all the funny responses to posts. MLIA [:
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mojo
then you’re obviously a girl
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another iPhone addict
you can’t do that on ur iphone?? i thought u could, too
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OP
They should make an app for UCSD FML [:
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Lightning
You cannot play games on an iPhone. (No, apps do not count.) FYL.
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anonymous
how do apps not count? you’re an idiot
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Lightning
You cannot play strategy games on an iPhone. My bad, iPhone whore.
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Lightning
Are you really going to defend games you can play on the iPhone against games you can play on a laptop? That’s what I was trying to get at with my original comment if you didn’t understand that.
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mojo
really? i hardly call those games. iphone can’t even play FLASH games, let alone real games.
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the magic dragon
PC4LIFE
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yeaaaah!
PC MASTER RACE
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Is there anyplace on campus where visitors can park for free? if not FTL
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FOL
FOLS for parking in general.
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925whatwhat
There is the perimeter of campus. And weekends.
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anon
you can park anywhere
just pray harder 0=] -
black guy from sixth =P
30 minute parking outside VAF
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Anonymous
gliderport, outside the village
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I’m an incoming freshmen and I think ive learned more about UCSD on this site than on all the other UCSD sites (FB groups etc.) combined, including the official school site. MLIG?.
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mojo
kind of not really. i notice that there is a disproportionate amount of people who have school spirit on here. probably because they’re all underclassmen. On campus, most people are much less spirited and a little bit more realistic
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Anonymous
If you want to know more I think College Confidential is also a good place to look up honest opinions about the school.
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Anonymous
half of this site is a bunch of nerds using their cool 4chan lingo, or whatever.
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Lightning
lolol GTFO newfag
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Mercutio
A plague on both your houses, you assholes.
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I like to give rim jobs to my gf. FML or MLIG?
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Anonymous
mmmmmm
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Anonymous
HLIG
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Cunning Linguist
Does she return the favor? If not, then FYL.
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the magic dragon
I don’t know about her, but I would not feel comfortable kissing knowing where that mouth has been
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Anon Neemus
YLIG, HLIG. but ask for it in return some time, haha. it feels great….
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There’s an elephant standing next to a flying ostrich in my room. FML
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Anonymous
Ostrich don’t fly.
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TROLLING TROLL
Win
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a
stop standing next to your flying ostrich and it won’t bother you
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handman
^ +1
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It’s been more than a year and I still look at her facebook and wish I was with her again that summer. FM(emo)L!
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Anonymous
don’t do it man. Don’t do it
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forreal
i hate people like you. get over her. god.
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Anonymous
i broke it off with her not the other way around. its just sometimes i think about her is all
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Anonymous
i know what you mean man. sigh.
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Hey guys made a fantasy football league for those of you interested. Set it to 10 teams but I’ll expand if we get more people. Here is the link to join: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/tos?league_id=654231&password=323butts (league id 654231//pw 323butts)
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Anonymous
All these thumb downs, really? Is it because UCSD is filled with a bunch of whiny women and insecure antisocial males? Sometimes it’s hard telling their posts apart. You figure there would be more NFL fans at a school so close to an NFL team
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Anonymous
6 teams so far. Need at least 4 more to get this going!
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Anonymous
6 teams so far. Need 4+ more to get this going!
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greenfart
i just signed up.
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Sallie Mae is trying to screw me over with their unjust-shady business tactics. FML
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Bitchy Asian Girl
I’m 500 pounds overweight, am I too big to fail now? Can I get a bailout?
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T-Minus 3 Weeks. FOLs.
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Finds a unused condom in a used Calculus textbook. MLIA
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everybody's ugly
The only kind of condom you’ll ever find on the UCSD campus
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Lightning
Not in my room on campus. Heh.
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k 11:57 pm on September 1, 2010 Permalink |
more like Your life is average. that’s probably the case with half the student body here
Holden Caulfield 6:25 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink |
Here at UCSD, you can’t go 5 minute into a conversation with an “intellectual guy” without him telling you how his goddamn gpa is 5.72 + 9001*i^(1/2), or how he bangs supermodels for breakfast while shooting terrorist with his gamma ray gun. These intellectual guys never actually want to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they are running the whole goddamn thing; when they shut up, they want you to shut up, and when they go back to their room, they want you go back to your room. They never stop arguing with you until they successfully prove that they > you in 3 dimensional compact euclidean space.
UCSD students all have a goddamn inferiority complex. I mean, if inferiority complex people could fly, this place would be an airport.
925whatwhat 9:30 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink
that was beautiful.
and I hate catcher in the rye
Another econ major 9:58 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink
+1
I always enjoy reading your posts. It always show the truth about the things at UCSD
k 11:29 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink
uhh w/e you’ve been hanging with the wrong crowd that’s all
Anonymous 9:57 am on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
I always though Holden Caulfield was the biggest faggot, I wanted to beat his ass the entire length of the book
:( 8:55 am on September 2, 2010 Permalink |
thats sad…
well... 1:12 am on September 3, 2010 Permalink |
This is true for alot of ppl…